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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 08:16
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Switzerland proposes forcing UBS to add $26bn in capital - Financial Times
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which Nike sneakers provide a "bona fide bounce"?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Two former Polygon writers are starting a new site - The Verge
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
A Glucose Monitor for Someone Without Diabetes: Optimal or Overkill? - WSJ
No way
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
One Risk Of White Wine You’ve Never Heard Of, Research Reveals - MindBodyGreen
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Gotham TV Awards: ‘Adolescence,’ ‘The Pitt’ & ‘The Studio’ Among Big Winners - Deadline
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Tether overtakes Tron, DEXs with $432M in revenue – How and what next? - AMBCrypto
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Then came..